Cricket
For the last few weeks I've had the pleasure of working with a gentleman from CA who is in town consulting on our current project. He was staying at a hotel on I-696 and Dequindre in Madison Heights (he said it was cheap). One day he looked tired and told me a tale of a cricket that kept him up all night long. Several days later he says,"You remember that cricket I told you about?"
"Yeah"
"I found it, it was under the bed stand table. I pulled the table back and there it was. The biggest cricket I've ever seen."
"Did you kill it?"
"Once I saw him I didn't know what to do, so I reached in the drawer and grabbed the first thing I saw..." (pause)
"No, you didn't"
"I did, I smashed him to bits with Gideons Bible"
"You know you are going straight to hell"
"I know"
posted by the_ubster @ 10:03 AM
6 Comments:
10:03 AM. . .huh!
Workin hard or hardly workin? :-)
I'm working too hard to respond right now.
Sorta gives "God will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger..." an entirely new and very literal meaning.
LOL
"And you (Cricket) will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
hahahahahahah!
Hell is to good for him...blasphemer! First Mike Vick now "this guy"!
I know, When will it stop!?
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